Friday, December 7, 2007

I'm Allergic To The Worst Lunch Of My Life

I'm allergic to cats. Apparently, I'm also allergic to Tofurkey. I had a Tofurkey sandwich today as part of a balanced lunch, and my eyes got watery and I started sneezing and it tasted terrible and I forgot how to use the word "was".

Methinks Tofurkey is just processed catloaf.

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