I'm Allergic To Cats

Don't get me started on cats. I don't trust them, because I'm allergic to them. Fine, I'll start.

One time, late at night, I was walking through an abandoned parking complex. Suddenly, an adult human mugger stuck a gun into my back, but at the same time, I had a mental picture of a cat in my head. The next thing I knew, my wallet was gone.

I'll bet the cat from inside my head is still living off my credit cards.