Friday, December 7, 2007

I Am Allergic To My Cats

I'm allergic to cats. What do you mean, you already know?

Anyway, I'm starting to think that penicillin might be a type of cat, because I'm allergic to that, too. How terrifying is the idea that Sir Alexander Fleming was able to grow cats in a dish?

Truly that was a devil among men.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I have a question that only the mailbag can answer.

I am not remotely allergic to cats, but I am allergic to penicillin. Does that mean I am allergic to cats? And if so, please help me.