Cats

I'm allergic to cats. Symptoms include: runny nose, sneezing, acute paranoia, coughing, bleeding teeth, hacking, severed limbs, sore throat, death by vehicle, and watery eyes.

Evil Cats Throughout History: The Cat 'O Nine Tails used for corporal punishment in the British Royal Navy was not a clever nickname, but was instead based on Mr. Whiskers, a genetically mutated tabby born with nine tails in Sumeria during the Lagash Dynasty. When particularly angry, the priest-king Lugal-Zage-Si would just pick Mr. Whiskers up and start whipping slaves with him; the foul cat loved it, and his contented purr could be heard all the way to Larsa.

Bad Kitty!