I'm Allergic To Cats

I'm allergic to cats. I also hate crimes against humanity. Here are some selections from that Venn Diagram's intersection:

1) A cat named "Mittens" invented slam poetry in November 1984.
2) The Baha Men's second, and ultimately less-successful single was, "Who Let The Cats Out?"
3) Scooter Libby's cat was actually responsible for the Valerie Plame leak.

In conclusion, one time I was watching "Two And A Half Men" and I thought I heard a cat outside. Two weeks later, I was fired for...get this...embezzlement!

Coincidence?