I'm Allergic To Catskg

I stand here before you and declare that I am allergic to cats. I'm also allergic to Frank Abagnale, Jr., the happy-go-lucky con artist who committed a lighthearted series of what he labeled "goofs", such as hijacking planes and becoming head doctor of an emergency room, in the movie Catch Me If You Can.

Not because it has "cat" in the title, but because Frank Abagnale Jr. goofed me into thinking he was a cat and then stole my insurance policy.