I'm Allergic To Cash

I'm allergic to cats.

Evil Cats Throughout History: While there is a great deal of hostility directed towards former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, few are aware that when he led the invasion of Iraq, he was actually following orders from a higher power: his pet contemporary Balinese, Aggie. Aggie is also infamous in intelligence circles for having masterminded the Iran-Contra scandal and the Tainted Dog Food epidemic of 2007.

Now I'm allergic to 8-bit Contra and tainted dog food.