I'm Allergic to Cat-san

Unfortunately, my cat allergies can fire up anytime, anywhere.

On a recent vacation to Tokyo, Japan, I realized there were Hello Kitty pictures at every turn. On buses. Billboards. Clothing. Pasted over food items, fashion accessories, special edition electronics, collectible toys -- Kitty-Chan (as they call her) is everywhere!

So I did the only honorable thing and committed seppuku right there in the street before my allergies went out of control. It really bummed out my travel companions!

Does that mean the Japanese are immune to cat allergies? Otherwise wouldn't there be entrails, like, all over the place?