People doubt how allergic to cats I really am, but I keep telling them how bad it is.
One summer I was working construction, and over lunch (taken sitting in a row along a high-up girder, of course) the guys started cat-calling at a sexy young woman walking by below.
I sneezed so hard three men fell to their deaths, their dreams of a comfortable middle class life dashed on the sidewalk like so much cat vomit.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
I'm Allergic to Cats, Not Hard-Hats
Posted by Brian at 3:52 PM
Labels: allergies, cats, OSHA violations
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Weird, I'm allergic to cats too.
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