Catfighter 3: Fight To The Death

I'm allergic to cats. On a separate note, one time I went to my friend's house and he had a new cat. My allergies went into overdrive; I was hacking, sneezing, and feeling a deflated sense of self-worth. Then my friend told me that the cat was hypo-allergenic. Everybody was staring at me, and that's when I realized something.

You never see a boy cat; they're all girls. That strikes me as HIGHLY suspicious!