I'm Too Allergic To Cats

I'm allergic to cats. Some have suggested that this would make cat avoidance a good strategy and high priority, but I think cats should adjust to me.

One time I saw Paula Abdul in person, and she was with MC Skat Kat, beboppin' a duet about opposites. Oddly enough, I felt not a trace of allergies, maybe because cartoonishly illustrated cat fur does not make me allergic. Or so I thought, until two weeks later, when a giant earthquake struck San Francisco.

That's right: the year was 1906.