I Am Allergic To Cats

I'm a jerk to cats. I'm also allergic to cats.

A lot of people know that Henry David Thoreau conducted a 2 year, 2 month, and 2 day experiment in simple living and published a book about it called Walden. The obvious question is, "Why didn't he sack up an stay an extra two weeks, to carry out the 'two' theme?"

The answer is that he left early because he thought he heard a cat sneaking up on the cabin.