Mailbag 3: Season of the Witch

I'm allergic to cats, but not to sacks of fake mail.

Question 3: I'm allergic to cats, but not conceptual humor involving cats. What gives?
Answer 3: Maybe you're just not trying hard enough. Let allergy into your heart.

One time I went to an old lady's house and she had lots of crazy cat merch. Cat posters, cat coffee mugs, cat-5 wiring...but no cats. I asked her what her damage was and her eyes darted to the side and she whispered, "Not here!"

And that's how I learned that cats can commit elderly abuse.