I'm Allergic...TO CATS OF ALL THINGS!

On a scale from 1 to 10, I am allergic to cats.

When I was a kid, I suffered from a lot of anxiety. I thought that every night, after my parents would tuck me in, an armada of baby kittens were going to come out and lick me to death (I'm allergic). I know, it seems rational if not probable, but it never actually happened.

I didn't sleep until I was 14.