Aye Am Allergyc to Catf

I'm allergic to cats, which is a real downer.

I was enjoying a trip to the renaissance festival, as I so often do (they dress funny and eat without utensils! Delightful!), when my mirth was turned into terror.

As I walked a little too close to a demonstration of a real working catapult, not only did I start wheezing, but I also got punctured in the lung by a wayward jouster.

Afternoon: ruined!