I'm allergic to cats.
Being allergic to cats is difficult. I like the show The Wire on HBO. But HBO also has a show called Cathouse, so now I'm allergic to HBO and can't watch The Wire through the Transitive Property of Allergies, a unique word-based type of allergy that only seems to afflict me and Hates Cats.
What sort of monster would make a house out of cats instead of wood, stucco, and nails anyway?
Answer: Sir Alexander Fleming.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
I Got The Blues...The Allergic To Cats Blues, That Is!?
Posted by Afraid Of Cats.gov at 3:46 PM
Labels: allergies, cats, flemingwatch, scooters
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