Mailbag 2: The Quickening

Based on your violent demands for more mailbag materials, I have to inform you that I, in fact, am allergic to cats. Letter opener, please!

(Slicing sound)

Question 2: How do I know if I'm allergic to cats?
Answer 2: DON'T BOTHER, YOU'RE DOOOOOOOMED!!!

In conclusion, one time I woke up in bed and thought I felt a cat's paws climbing around on my face. Luckily, it was just a possum that had snuck in.

Relief!