I'm Allergic to Cats, Not Hard-Hats

People doubt how allergic to cats I really am, but I keep telling them how bad it is.

One summer I was working construction, and over lunch (taken sitting in a row along a high-up girder, of course) the guys started cat-calling at a sexy young woman walking by below.

I sneezed so hard three men fell to their deaths, their dreams of a comfortable middle class life dashed on the sidewalk like so much cat vomit.