Sorry Dad, I'm Allergic to Cats

I love the holidays, where you get together with family and celebrate a season of joy and giving.

It's always bittersweet though since as a young allergy sufferer, I heard the remake of the song "Cat's in the Cradle" by one-hit-wonders Ugly Kid Joe (**1**), and shot my father in the chest.

Christmas morning just isn't the same without him around.



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No, their half-assed second single "I Hate Everything About You" doesn't count.

Maybe if it had been called "I Hate Everything About Cats", their careers would have endured to this day?