No Man Is A Llergic

I am allergic to cats.

The other day I celebrated the holidays by going to an island. But as soon as I got off the boat, my nose started running. My eyes turned red, and I was wheezing like Breathey, the eighth and generally less acknowledged dwarf. Then I looked at a signpost and realized why: I was on Catalina Island.

My allergies didn't go away until I swam out to international waters.