I'm Allergic To Love

I'm allergic to cats.

Evil Cats Throughout History: Did you know that Javert from Les Miserables had a cat? She was a Chartreux named Darryl Strawberry, a particularly prescient choice of name. Anyway, at a certain point during the Valjean manhunt, Javert was like, "I don't know, maybe wasting untold French resources during a revolution to chase a minor reformed parole violator is a terrible use of my time," and Darryl Strawberry was like, "No, Masssssster, we musssssst catch him!" and she got him all riled up again, misleading Javert back towards the concatenation of events that led to his suicide. Rumor has is that Darryl Strawberry reacted to Javert's tragic jump into the River Seine by shrugging, ordering "One ssssssaucccccer of milk, and ssssssome of that tuna", then giving herself a bath.

I can't say this enough: cats do NOT care about you.

I Am Allergic To Cats

Oh man...cats! "Allergies cannot exist without cats, just as cats cannot exist without allergies," is a truism I think we can all get behind.

After all, the Founders never proposed an allergy test to hold public office.

I'm Allergic To Cats

I'm allergic to cats. I'm also allergic to the cartoon strip Cathy, by Cathy Gustwise. Not because it has the word "Cat" in the title and author's name, but because it's really not funny.

How many swimsuits can one woman try on?