Stop Or My Mom Will Cat!

I'm allergic to cats.

Growing up, all I wanted to be was a surgeon. I went to a prestigious college, worked hard in the pre-med program, and earned excellent grades and work experience. I would've been a great doctor.

Unfortunately, I was allergic to the MCATs, because that's just a cat with an extra mmmm in front.

Now I'm the assistant to the guy who makes chili at Wendy's.