I'm Allergic to Cats, But I'm Still a Man.

I've had some embarrassing moments thanks to my terrible cat allergies. It's tempting to keep them to myself instead of broadcasting them publicly, but Afraid of Cats and I feel it's our duty to inform the public of these potential dangers.

For example, one time in college I was hooking up with this freaky chick who made a meowing sound right in the middle of intercourse. Now I can't get boners. Like, AT ALL.

I would try Viagra, but it sounds suspiciously like some form of exotic mountain lion, and I just can't take that risk.